Thursday, August 20, 2015

Who wants a 55" 3D LED SMART TV from Wal-Mart for only twenty bucks?


Wal-Mart lobbies "Company Pride" bill to congress, if it passes, 
Wal-Mart to offer 55" 3D LED SMART TV for only $20.

Walmart could have a great gift to offer us this coming holiday season!  In exchange for several concessions, retail mega-giant Wal-Mart has agreed to shoulder some of our national debt and offer everyone in America their own, highly subsidized, big screen television. 

Wal-Mart's Company Pride bill lobbies for changing "God Bless America" to "Welcome to Wal-Mart" on all U.S. currency; among other provisions, the bill proposes exemption to federal, state & local laws on all Wal-Mart properties, including the suspension of the Bill of Rights for all employees and guests while inside a Wal-Mart store or on Walmart owned Property.  

Furthermore, in exchange for accepting 5 trillion in U.S. Debt, Walmart will get the entire state of Kentucky (henceforth known as Wal-Kentucky) and will have it's own police and military forces along with official NASCAR event and NFL Football Team; if the proposed bill passes Walmart promises even more falling prices and a 55" inch TV for $20.00 guaranteed on Black Friday for everyone in Continental United States.

                                                                              
Damn it.  You'd actually go for the TV wouldn't you?  You'd let them pass their awful bill and wouldn't even care as long as you got your television right?   You're mad this isn't real and wish you really could get a TV for twenty bucks huh?   Well, don't feel too bad, so would a lot of people.  Hey! It's a twenty dollar TV!

And why not? 

What do we really have left to lose?  About 44 million Americans live in poverty.  We are working at Wal-Mart (or some place like it) without any decent Union wages or benefits.  We make just enough to pay our checks back to Wal-Mart for our daily needs and after all is said and done, we have absolutely nothing to show for it.

Apparently the New World Order doesn't allow for superfluous expenditures and very little disposable income whatsoever.  We're already spoiled to death with our five dollar cup of coffee at Starbucks, right?  God forbid we have a little caramel drizzle in our caffeinated drink to keep us going those extra hours, through our second job.  No savings, no retirement, no vacations.

Sixteen tons and what do we get? ...  Another day older and deeper in debt.

If they wrote that song today, they'd be singing about Wal-Mart and other stop gap jobs in our country that just barely keep us off the street.  These jobs don't give us enough to earn a living.  So we often must seek out government assistance in addition to working full time.  Many of us can't afford the pride of not being on welfare.  Even if we do manage to subsist off our basic wages, then we have no backup for medical, dental, emergencies or even if the water heater breaks down.

Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go.

Meanwhile, Wal-Mart takes out a huge life insurance policy on it's employees.  If one of them dies, they get thousands of dollars and don't give a single penny to the family, or even a chair for the poor ole greeter fella to rest his bones every now and then.

"We owe our soul to the company store"  (Wal-Mart)

Welcome to the modern era of debt bondage.  We work longer days, get fair less pay, live in constant debt and have nothing to show for it.  Often we can't even afford a decent car or home.  They're just too expensive.  We only have ourselves to blame if we don't take a stand and demand a better living.  It's always been right there waiting for us.

Which brings me to my main point - finally!

Some people (wealthy Republican candidates especially) seem confused why everyone is supporting Donald Trump.  They keep waiting for the moment when we're all going to come back to our senses and let them continue with business as usual.  Oh, but wouldn't it be funny if he DID beat the odds and get elected President?  One thing would be certain with Donald Trump for President.  Either he'd do exactly as he said he would and make great trade deals, making America great again; or, he'd spend us out to our threshold and doom us all.  But there's no denying that with Trump at the helm, we'd definitely get one hell of a ride.

Well support Donald or don't, I don't care, but he has started a buzz in this country that I hope reverberates throughout our entire land.  The end of political correctness for people who aren't and will never be politicians.  Too many crooks have ruined our country.  It's time we as a people stood up to be counted and heard.  Lets reach out and take what's rightfully ours, a better life!


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