Monday, August 17, 2015

PROS FOR TRUMP

The PROs for having TRUMP 
as the next 
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Here is a little area that I'll be updating as needed to indicate the PROs of having Donald Trump as our next President.  

The CONS?  
Well, gee I think to keep the scope of this thing small.  I'm just going to focus on the PROS.  If I were to open this up to everyone's own CON, I'm sure we'd have an inexhaustible list of silly and infantile items starting with his hair.  

Case and point, I read on Gawker this morning that Donald Trump, whilst giving out his free helicopter rides, fiendishly and blatantly lied to a little boy and told him that he was Batman.  
Oh ye naysayers have yer laugh now.  But just remember...
If TRUMP wants to be BATMAN, HE WILL BE BATMAN, OH YES, IT WILL BE HIS!! 

THE PROS: 

1)  He's smart.  
And he'll tell you he's smart, at great length, whether you want him to or not.  Yet, in spite of him recounting his resume publicly many times along with his numerous crafty plays recently, turning what would normally be an instant defeat for someone else into increased poll ratings for him, it seems his fellow Republican candidates have yet to learn that hard lesson.  Right now they seem to believe their own rhetoric that he's some kind of joke candidate...or perhaps ..An Idiot?!  NO! YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU'RE THE IDIOT! (you're fired?) --as TRUMP would say.  

2)  He can't be bought or co-opted by lobbyists.  
No other candidate can claim this in quite the way Trump can.  When you look at all the rest of the candidates you almost have to overlay a pie chart on top of them and wonder how exactly the pie fits together.  How much of what they are speaking for is them and how much is what the lobbyists want? 


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