Daily Dose: Desensitization Exercises

Here is your daily dose to combat Hyper-Liberial Political Correctness and over sensitization.

Now, take a deep breath and read the following: 

• Violent rape is amusing.  


• Violent rape is funny. 


• Violent rape is hilarious.  

Yes, good, now read these sentences over and over again.  Remember that life has contradictions, can sometimes be humorous, lackadaisical and irreverent.  THIS IS OKAY.  No one is talking about rape being amusing, funny or hilarious in the context of any actual person.  No one would suggest actually raping someone is any of these things because we all know that it isn't.  (Yes, there is a small 1% that this doesn't apply to because they are sociopaths, but they don't have to ruin free and open thought and speech for the rest of us.)  

Read these over and over again until you begin to feel desensitized to your over-entitled sense of righteous outrage.  Just because you feel a sense of righteousness in your head doesn't mean everyone else is wrong and it doesn't mean you must fight or destroy someone with a differing opinion.  

Calm down!
Good.  Thats right!  Let common sense and logic flood into your calm, intellectual upper brain and give your lower animal brain a well deserved break.  Good.   

We all have the freedom to express ideas, good and bad.  Its our right as a free people.  It's ok.  

Goooooood.
Now go violently rape a retarded homeless person.