"They're all a bunch of losers" -Donald Trump
In this satirical hypothetical, Donald Trump has done it again, he's insulted somebody new. Everyone is outraged. Someone who has no clue what's going on, but who's clearly a campaign rival is calling for him to apologize, not because they give a damn about what he said, but because they want to knock Trump out of the race while using his political corpse as a soapbox to improve their own political standing.
In fact, all of his opponents, who have everything to gain if Trump loses ground in the polls are shaming him and backing up what you're reading here, saying it like it was fact all the while revealing their own true colors because everything you're reading here is not exactly what "The Donald" was trying to articulate, but if you snip off a sentence here and edit a video there, its easy to exaggerate and misrepresent the truth behind the meaning and intent. By going along with the political lynch mob those rivals are proving at the very least they are ignorant and if they are aware then they're being maliciously deceitful.
Surely this marks the end of his presidential bid for the White House.
Donald Trump must have done a very bad thing and it must all be true because you're reading it here right now and it definitely wasn't taken out of context and we aren't trying to misrepresent what he said to generate hype or because we have political and business affiliations the general public might not be aware of.
TRUMP DOUBLES DOWN AND TOLD HIS OPPONENTS THAT THEY SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING TO HIM BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE RAPING EACH OTHER ON THEIR PERIODS WHILE THEY PUMP MILK OUT OF THEIR BREASTS OR SOMETHING REALLY DISGUSTING LIKE THAT
Normally another day goes by before you hear about Trump doubling down on what he said, but this time we're doing in it in the same story. Trump has already posted something inflammatory on Twitter. Later on, after all the hype dies down, Trump's points in the polls will improve to the surprise of media and the rest of the Republican candidates because they never thought people would actually follow the story, listen to what Trump actually said and use critical thinking skills to come to a sound and logical conclusion. They all believed that everyone would just believe whatever they said and take for a fact everything they read.
Everyone knows you win the Presidential Race by being Politically Correct and whenever you're asked a question you use Political non-speak to dodge the question and not really give any kind of real answer. That's what's going to turn things around and put us back on top!
All right now enough is enough, this time he has no excuses. The other Republican candidates along with the media have used propaganda to try and oust Trump from his high perch in the polls. Too bad Trump's so dull he uses everyone's attacks on him as fuel for his counterattack and he wouldn't be getting half the coverage he's getting now if people stopped trying to deceitfully edge him out of the race. That's half of Trump's problem right there. If only he were smart enough to turn every opportunity to his advantage and show everyone else exactly what winning looks like.
Oh well, good thing the other Republicans who are already morally lost because they've been bought by lobbyists are ready to jump in like vultures and talk about how they can turn this country around while they profiteer from their presidency and let our country slide further into a debt spiral we'll never recover from.
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